A) Jami Attenberg’s The Middlesteins is one of the best books I’ve read lately. Go read it. Right now. Why are you still reading this?
B) Last night I saw her read at the Slaughterhouse 90210 fourth anniversary party and before her reading, she was joking around about how sad she gets when her gchat buddies aren’t online to talk to all day and I tooootally get that because Chloe wasn’t online today or yesterday and it’s killing me.
That feeling you get when you begin to realize tequila probably wasn’t a good idea after all that vodka but you’re too drunk to do anything about it and even though the sun’s about to come up it definitely seems like a perfectly good time to listen to “Konstantine” by Something Corporate.
When is it not “a perfectly good time to listen to ‘Konstantine’ by Something Corporate”? Uh, that would be never. It is never not a good time.