vertically challenged

Emily and I are attempting hair tutorials for teenagers because our gym dates canceled on us. We are not very good at following instructions so our beehives look lopsided.

GPOY (via Chloe’s twitter)

We’re too cute.

Nails’d

Decided to finally join a gym and now—with the motivation of my not-gym buddy (he refuses to talk to me while we’re there, but will walk with me?)—I will attempt to go every weekday before work.

Remember that time sophomore year when I accidentally dyed my hair black? Because I just found this picture and now I might on purpose dye it because I’m bored.

You guys you guys you guys, I’m heading home for the weekend and wearing this shirt because go Ravens and I am going to paint my nails purple and my Flacco* jersey is in my backpack and I’m listening to Taylor Swift because I ball so hard.

* Shut up, I love him and his dumb stupid mustache and how everyone hates him.

Just, ya know, hanging out with Details’ February cover star Channing Tatum in 2007.

Check out my new favorite nail polish (Sally Hansen Insta-Dri in Expresso) and how red my hands are from the cold.

Speech bubble shaped post-it notes are the best post-it notes.

Magic Hat, Sunshine, Chloe and Thursday night shows on Hulu.

Lynn (via anita-miller)

I don’t remember what I was talking about when I said this, but Prom was a pretty awful/amazing movie. For like 5 minutes, Chloe and I thought two kids had died in a fire because they were having sex and that was Disney’s way of teaching abstinence. But then they were alive later and no one found out they a) started the fire and b) maybe were having sex, but I wasn’t paying attention, so I really have no idea.

(Source: staffdad)

Aww… See also.

Since I was obsessing over nail blogs all day yesterday, I decided to try this trick I read about where you use tape to make stripes. It’s super messy and the stripes are not very straight, but from far away it looks effin awesome! It took forever because you have to make sure each coat’s super dry before you put the tape on, but I wasn’t doing anything except watching tv so I had time.