vertically challenged

Valentine’s Day highlights:

1. I had an embarrassingly large bouquet of flowers on my desk at work.
2. Went to a fancy dinner wearing fake pearls and tights that don’t fit.
3. Joe made me a ~*mix cd*~ with mostly songs from bands he’s played in. Choice lyrics include: “Jersey boy, what’s up? You’re so sweet I can’t believe my luck.” and “Manhattan girls make my dick sick.”

Looking for hotels in Portland, Maine.

“This photo is the best representation of high school I have ever seen.” - anita-miller

(Source: staffdad)

I totally read this as “…and 5 others still use MySpace.”

housingworksbookstore:

bookshelfporn:

One bed and two bookshelves. What more could you want?

Um, an actual bed? And probably a bathroom. Several things more, in fact.

Not sure who runs the HW tumblr, but guuuurl you’re killin’ it with this + all those whale-related posts.

(Source: adayinthelandofnobody)

(Source: theamericankid, via coelophysis)

brianrentas:

GPOY.

Literally.

Just sitting here laughing at Brian. It’s. So. Funny.

“Our Future National Pastime” by Llewellyn Hinkes-Jones (via The Morning News)

HER?! (via calivintage)