Valentine’s Day highlights:
- I had an embarrassingly large bouquet of flowers on my desk at work.
- Went to a fancy dinner wearing fake pearls and tights that don’t fit.
- Joe made me a ~*mix cd*~ with mostly songs from bands he’s played in. Choice lyrics include: “Jersey boy, what’s up? You’re so sweet I can’t believe my luck.” and “Manhattan girls make my dick sick.”
Looking for hotels in Portland, Maine.
“This photo is the best representation of high school I have ever seen.” - anita-miller
I totally read this as “…and 5 others still use MySpace.”
One bed and two bookshelves. What more could you want?
Um, an actual bed? And probably a bathroom. Several things more, in fact.
Not sure who runs the HW tumblr, but guuuurl you’re killin’ it with this + all those whale-related posts.
Just sitting here laughing at Brian. It’s. So. Funny.
"…the World Series pennant easily goes to a renewed, undefeated Baltimore Orioles who win game after game with a solid pitching bullpen that delivers repeated no-hitters and a batting line-up that is so reliably consistent that games devolve into home run derbies."