vertically challenged

If you have yet to see this, you are probably living under a rock, but OH MY GOD.

The Hairpin’s “Texts From the American Girls”

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Relevant to Lindsay’s and Danielle’s and Chloe’s and okay, probably just everyone’s interests.

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anita-miller:

cuteboyswithcats:

matt wieters (baltimore orioles) and some kittens.

-christyfrink

awkward with cats.

They showed the above photo on the screen at an Orioles game I went to in September and I screamed probably too loudly.

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anita-miller:

oh my fucking god

I repeat, oh my fucking god.

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anita-miller:

sent this to my dad in an email saying “whaaaat iiiiis haaaaaappening”

To all the h8rs telling me “it’s only April/May/June/July/August,” IT’S FUCKING SEPTEMBER! Also, I’m going to see these two teams play this weekend in Baltimore and it’s going to be INSANE.

(Source: staffdad)

neveralovelysoreal:

Um, this is awesome.

fritata:nerf-car:

hey i just met you

and this is crazy

but here’s my number

so call me beep me if you wanna reach me

Holy shit, this is musical Disney Channel perfection. Someone needs to make a full-length mash-up of these.

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neveralovelysoreal:sxt:

Craig Finn made a beer:

Finn culled flavors and aromas from 25 different beers he taste-tested in London. He noted, “When I set out to make this beer, I was going for something with a clear taste and a full flavor. Instead I got a pretty decent buzz. We had a great time creating this beer and I hope you enjoy it as much as I do.”

A press release calls “Clear Heart” a “golden brew” with “a full bodied taste” and “citrus notes.”

mrdavidgordon:

Call me Maeby

!!!

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brianrentas:

propertyofzack:

Lit will be touring this summer with Everclear, Sugar Ray, Gin Blossoms, and Marcy Playground. Check out the dates below by clicking “Read More.”

Read More

GUYS THIS IS ALL I’VE EVER WANTED IN A TOUR.

LET’S GO BRIAN!!!!

anita-miller:

omfg

This was the most perfect 30 seconds of television I have ever seen.

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Would all y’all still be my friends if I got a CAT SLEEVE TATTOO? Because OH MY GOD. This is pretty much the most amazing thing and is this real life?

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splitsider:

I’m a firm believer that Becca O’Neal, editor of The Humor Section at Splitsider, is the most well-read editor of humor writing anywhere, and this year’s edition of her guide to the best of the best proves why. Comprehensively researched and lovingly selected, it’s the ultimate place to find something funny to read. Tons to bookmark/add to Instapaper in here!

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