vertically challenged

I’m still cat-sitting my cousin’s cats Emily and Alyce (it’s been over a year now) and they are basically Joe’s enemies. They jump on him unexpectedly, they get fur all over his clothes and they don’t let him pick them up.

Emily and I are attempting hair tutorials for teenagers because our gym dates canceled on us. We are not very good at following instructions so our beehives look lopsided.

Today is my mom’s birthday and I made this for her because I am the most ridiculous human.

Cat*Sponge is my new favorite blog.

nudewave:

Cat Shaped Pool; Fontainebleau Hotel, Miami/aaron 1955 via denise-puchol)

my family and I spent every day Labor Day weekend of my childhood, birth to 18, in sickness ( (I’m prone to sun stroke) and health, better (when we all got along) or worse (well, you know), at the Fontainebleau and this just screams childhood to me.

(Source: denisebefore)

Good idea or best idea? And yeah, I’m really uncool so all that’s on my personal calendar is volunteer shifts and my best friend visiting.

GPOY (via Chloe’s twitter)

I don’t know if I mentioned the awesome duvet cover I got for Christmas but it’s so soft and the cats love it maybe even more than I do.

This is a thing that my parents own because OBVIOUSLY.

(Source: staffdad)

(via redheadedstrangr:johncatsparkles)

I really enjoy useless pockets on my shirts for some reason, so maybe I’ll just buy a bunch of cat-patterned fabric (at Jo-Ann’s, son!) and sew these onto all of my shirts? My mom keeps telling me she’s going to get my grandmother’s old sewing machine fixed for me and this is the first thing I will do with it.

(Source: edwardshair)

matt-t:

THE HOLD STEADY COOL CAT SHIRT. IT’S LIKE IT WAS MADE WITH ME IN MIND

Cat Ladies of Tumblr Unite -> Cat Ladies of the Unified Scene Unite!

Just a bunch of super cute photos of my feline roommates.

michelledean:

I hereby resolve the Taylor Swift Internet Commentary Wars in Taylor Swift’s favour, on the strength of this video.

(Source: youtube.com)

(Source: pusheen)

anita-miller:

cuteboyswithcats:

matt wieters (baltimore orioles) and some kittens.

-christyfrink

awkward with cats.

They showed the above photo on the screen at an Orioles game I went to in September and I screamed probably too loudly.

(via staffdad)