Hey Lindsay, I think you mean you’re spiraling in ONE DIRECTION right now, AMIRIGHT?!
(via mcsweeneys)
Edward Norton wants Cal Ripken to save the O’s for his birthday
(via The Baltimore Sun)
“I peed on that.”
Chloe: Then [Ally McBeal] ends up with Hayden Panettiere.
Me: She’s a lesbian?
Chloe: No, Hayden Panettiere is 10.
Me: So she’s a lesbian chi-mo?
This is why awesome women and the internet exists. Want to be friends with this girl.
This is the best because this is the same dance Robyn does, which is kind of like crazy random not-choreographed freestylin’ stuff that people do alone in their apartments. And I love it.
“Harry Potter virgin” Jessica Grose on Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2, Slate
“They’re Still Listening to the Barenaked Ladies in School”
(via The Hairpin)
Alec Baldwin and John Krasinski arguing about baseball is the greatest.
(via Splitsider)
(Source: sunnydales, via ohlivyuhuxtable)
Also, check out Shane West playing an accordion in his boxers with a cowboy hat. What is going onnn?
It’s Cokie Mason from The Babysitters’ Club Movie! And Russian (maybe??) subtitles! And 3 am! What is my life?
“I’ve got a You’ve Got Male situation going on.”