vertically challenged

"Ugh why don’t they want to be picked up they’re so dumb. Dumb dumb dumb."

Mon, 20 May 2013 16:26:17 -0400

“Ugh why don’t they want to be picked up they’re so dumb. Dumb dumb dumb.”

- I’m still cat-sitting my cousin’s cats Emily and Alyce (it’s been over a year now) and they are basically Joe’s enemies. They jump on him unexpectedly, they get fur all over his clothes and they don’t let him pick them up.

I say all of those a lot.

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:37:35 -0400

I say all of those a lot.

This is how to describe your feelings about your friend wearing a Yankees hat in your apartment with...

Thu, 16 May 2013 12:40:00 -0400

This is how to describe your feelings about your friend wearing a Yankees hat in your apartment with emoji:

I really like Giant Days and especially Daisy because a) that is...

Thu, 16 May 2013 10:12:59 -0400

I really like Giant Days and especially Daisy because a) that is a You’ve Got Mail DVD and b) she “only listen[s] to Enya.”

Hey you guys,

Tue, 14 May 2013 14:28:29 -0400

you should watch The Chris Gethard Show tomorrow night because Amy Poehler will be there. Amy Poehler! You like her!

I’d also just like to mention how much I like almost...

Mon, 13 May 2013 14:55:49 -0400

I’d also just like to mention how much I like almost everything Pretty Clever posts. I have both of these saved to my desktop to print and hang up in my cubicle.

Don’t know how I missed this when it was posted in...

Mon, 13 May 2013 14:50:00 -0400

Don’t know how I missed this when it was posted in September, but oh man, I really like the whole desk next to couch with shelves on shelves on shelves above it all. Such a perfect room. (via design*sponge)

Oh my god, the wood paneling on just the one wall!!!! So cute!...

Fri, 10 May 2013 10:44:05 -0400

Oh my god, the wood paneling on just the one wall!!!! So cute! (via apartment therapy)

Zach Galifianakis had to leave The Chris Gethard Show after...

Wed, 08 May 2013 23:47:00 -0400

Zach Galifianakis had to leave The Chris Gethard Show after shaving a 15-year-old’s head to get some sleep before The Today Show and I am laughing so hard.

Don’t care if this doesn’t fit the Met Ball’s...

Tue, 07 May 2013 15:43:53 -0400

Don’t care if this doesn’t fit the Met Ball’s “punk” theme (which btw lol), Mindy Kahling’s dress is awesome and adorable. (photo via gothamist)

"Phoenix fans would all make good roommates."

Tue, 07 May 2013 14:27:00 -0400

“Phoenix fans would all make good roommates.”

- Thomas Mars, in SPIN Magazine

I agree, my mom would make a great roommate!

The Atlantic Cities posted a bunch of photos of Boston/Logan...

Tue, 07 May 2013 11:36:45 -0400

The Atlantic Cities posted a bunch of photos of Boston/Logan Airport in the 1970’s.

wordbrooklyn: Congratulations to the winner of 2013’s second...

Sun, 05 May 2013 21:12:19 -0400

wordbrooklyn:

Congratulations to the winner of 2013’s second event raffle*! No seriously, CONGRATULATIONS.

I woke up to a text from my sister that said she won the Word raffle and “super freakin’ jealous” does not even begin to describe how I felt. I am definitely borrowing all of these that I haven’t already read!!

Two of the best books I’ve read so far this year were...

Fri, 03 May 2013 11:38:00 -0400

Two of the best books I’ve read so far this year were Wild and Blueprints for Building Better Girls. Last night I got to see the authors of both talking about writing at Public Assembly and it was just as fantastic as both of their books.

I wish Baltimore had an NBA team and whenever someone suggests to like the Wizards I'm like

Thu, 02 May 2013 12:14:18 -0400

chewskidvm:

Word, I feel like everyone I know now loooooves basketball and I’m like “heyyy, let’s talk about baseball or football, ok?”

This article just moved the CC Club to the top of my list for my...

Wed, 01 May 2013 15:29:03 -0400

This article just moved the CC Club to the top of my list for my Minneapolis trip at the end of this month. (Second is the Saint Paul Saints game because baseballlllll!) (via citypages)

You guys, this bookshelf. (via design*sponge)

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 13:30:45 -0400

You guys, this bookshelf. (via design*sponge)

latenightjimmy: Michael Angarano remembered all of Jimmy’s...

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 10:45:40 -0400

latenightjimmy:

Michael Angarano remembered all of Jimmy’s lines from ‘Almost Famous.’

[gifs by mcfly-ttrav]

jholtham: Workspace. Motto. Challenge accepted. This mug took...

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 16:16:42 -0400

jholtham:

Workspace. Motto. Challenge accepted.

This mug took a long time to get to J (I ordered it to ship from The Rumpus’ office in San Francisco to his apartment in LA, but USPS lost it and I had it reshipped to my mom in Maryland, who drove it up to New York so I could hand it to him in person when he visited and then finally he could bring it back to LA) and I’m so glad it’s helpin’ him out!

The best movie for the first truly warm day of the year is always Dazed and Confused.

Sat, 27 Apr 2013 23:06:38 -0400

The best movie for the first truly warm day of the year is always Dazed and Confused.