vertically challenged

I’ve been trying to keep this blog semi-profesh, but here comes a post that’s too hilarious* not to share.

Sunday I was out really late and had a few too many drinks on a mostly empty stomach. Monday I woke up sick. I (stupidly) took a Tums, which did not help. On the train, I ran into a neighbor and we were riding along together, talking about the fact that I had been out late the night before. Right before we got to Bryant Park where we were both getting off, I said something along the lines of “Yeah, I’m pretty tired… And actually…I think I’m going to puke.” Then I pulled out a plastic zip lock sandwich bag that I had been keeping vitamins in, dumped the vitamins in my purse and threw up into the bag. The train pulled into the station just as that was happening so I ran off and threw away the bag, turned around and my neighbor just waved at me.

* hilarious meaning Rachel couldn’t stop laughing at me, so maybe hilarious?