vertically challenged

Sometimes I wonder whether a) my cousin’s facebook gets hacked frequently or b) my cousin is just this weird. In related news, I am logging off of facebook for lent—in addition to giving up shopping—partially because of shit like this on my newsfeed and partially because I’m too much of a wimp to give up something I would actually miss like tumblr or drinking. (That sounds bad, but 40 days is a lot of days to not drink.)