vertically challenged

anita-miller:

going to Totally J/K tonight!!
Vanessa Bayer’s gonna be there!!
I like her quite a bit!!!!

Guess who else (aside from Noah Garfinkel, who I’m super stoked to see again!) is going to be at Totally JK tonight, you guys. Chris Gethard! Woo!

synecdoche:

Brendang and I are going to start a wiffle ball league this summer. Like, seriously. We can divide Astoria into two teams but we need more and this is where you come in. Also it’s drunk wiffle ball, obviously.

I want to do this. I will go all the way to Queens for this.

I am hoping to finally visit LA in the fall and obviously will be referring to this list of comedy shows (and the UCB LA calendar) for my itinerary.

Also, if y’all have any suggestions of things to do along the west coast, my plan (which may or may not work out) is to fly to Seattle and drive there so I can go to Portland (and see Lindsay!) and Big Sur (my dad was there on a business trip and says it’s awesome?) and whatever else.

“‘Before you came into my life, I missed you so bad!’ That doesn’t make sense.”
“It’s like ‘I knew I loved you before I met you.’”

“It’s like ‘Who’s Line Is It Anyway?’ but with a different name.”
“And no Drew Carey..?”
“No, Drew Carey’s in it.”

Why are we having this conversation.

brianrentas:

propertyofzack:

Lit will be touring this summer with Everclear, Sugar Ray, Gin Blossoms, and Marcy Playground. Check out the dates below by clicking “Read More.”

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GUYS THIS IS ALL I’VE EVER WANTED IN A TOUR.

LET’S GO BRIAN!!!!