December 2011
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“And I am not fine, last night I saw you online, your screen name used to be...”
– Blink-182, best song about the Internet
Dec 31st
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There's strings attached to every single lover.
Did Chuck Klosterman on purpose quote The Hold Steady in his mini-review of (barf) Adele? I would link it, but I’m on my phone.
Dec 31st
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Dec 30th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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The Year's Best Humor Writing 2011 →
splitsider: I’m a firm believer that Becca O’Neal, editor of The Humor Section at Splitsider, is the most well-read editor of humor writing anywhere, and this year’s edition of her guide to the best of the best proves why. Comprehensively researched and lovingly selected, it’s the ultimate place to find something funny to read. Tons to bookmark/add to Instapaper in here!
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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“I’d buy you lemonade right now, if you were here. But then I’d throw...”
– Saves the Day, best lyrics ever?
Dec 29th
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Dec 28th
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Listenin-backyards: Counting Crows, “A Long December”...
Dec 28th
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“I was drunk and I bought it, and I forgot about it, and it showed up in the...”
– The New York Times on drunk online shopping I’ve done this a few times, but the best is IRL drunken window shopping. More specifically: stumbling around the aisles of DSW—post-dinner at Chevy’s (RIP Battery Park Chevy’s), pre-movie—is pretty fun.
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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When you first took my hand on a cold Christmas...
Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 21st
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Dec 20th
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Dec 18th
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Dec 17th
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Dec 17th
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Dec 17th
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Dec 16th
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Dec 16th
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Dec 16th
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Dec 16th
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Dec 16th
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Dec 15th
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Dec 15th
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Dec 15th
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New Tour Dates and In-Studio Video
steadycraig: […] 27-Feb    Ringwood, NJ    Live @ Drew’s House 28-Feb    Allston, MA       Great Scott 29-Feb    New York, NY    Mercury Lounge (Late Show) 1-Mar     Hoboken, NJ       Maxwell’s 2-Mar     Washington, DC  Rock N Roll Hotel 3-Mar     Chapel Hill, NC   Local 506    5-Mar     Atlanta, GA         Earl Tickets go on-sale Friday, December 16, and Marcellus Hall is supporting all...
Dec 13th
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Dec 11th
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Dec 10th
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Dec 9th
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“OH GOD NO DON’T EVEN SAY SUCH THINGS”
– Rachel, when I asked if the basketball player our old boss called to tell her was retiring was Ray Allen
Dec 9th
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Dec 9th
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Dec 8th
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Dec 8th
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Dec 8th
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Dec 7th
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Dec 6th
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Watching a movie starring Ryan Pinkston and remembering freshmen year art class, sitting with the popular sophomores (I don’t know why???)—back when he was still going to school and not off being a guest star on my favorite TV shows—and how they were supposedly his friends, but would just talk shit about him the whole class.
Dec 5th
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Dec 5th
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Dec 5th
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Dec 4th
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Dec 4th
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I feel like owning a bed skirt (just got it last week huzzah!) gives me +5 Being an Adult Points, but the fact that I’m about to try ironing it with my hair straightener while it’s on the bed gives me -10.
Dec 3rd
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Dec 3rd